Mark Woodland

One of the worst beers in America. Remember that commercial where they say "Boys, it doesn't get any better than this"? I'd have shot myself.

One of the few A/B products that I have a fondness for. If you can find it on tap, try it; tastes different and better.

One of the worst I've ever had. It makes a good radiator flush, though.

One of the few cases where I like a brewer's lager over their dark, but it's still good.

Watered-down taste of a bad beer to begin with. Thanks, just give me the plain water.

Rough-edged and pretty nasty.

I'f I'm gonna attempt a yard (I've done the half), I do believe I'd pick Bass.

The question came down to whether it tasted more like moose piss or bear piss.

Smooth

Never could find it often enough; it's a notch